It’s time to talk about the Handjobs 17 porno because when a movie does so well that it spawns not one but sixteen sequels, you know you’re onto a good thing.
It’s particularly impressive when you consider the subject matter of Handjobs 17, a movie that revolves entirely around the Ford Focus of sexual manoeuvres: the serviceable yet boring handjob.
That said, Handjobs 17 isn’t without its ways. What makes the franchise so remarkable that it has gone on to spawn so many sequels? Let’s find out.
Handjobs 17: Overview
- Directed by: Bobby Rinaldi
- Starring: Aaliyah Jolie, Kaiya Lynn, Roxxxy Rush, Azalea Lee, Lauren, Sahara Knite, Dakota Cameron, Nikki Nievez, Tory Lane
- Runtime: 77 minutes
- Release date: 2006
Handjobs 17: Plot
Handjobs 17 revolves around quite the collection of porn stars (just look at all those names up there) who are inexplicably unwilling to go all the way.
Not only this, but they won’t even do blowjobs or anal – staples of the porn industry since time immemorial.
Anal is so casual that it’s basically the handshake of the porn industry, but nope – these chicks aren’t into it.
What we have, then, is a collection of scenes in which smoking-hot porn stars refuse to give anything other than a little basic manual relief.
Sometimes they get their tits out, and they generally allow the dude to cum on their face/tits, but that’s pretty much it. I’d call it blue-balling if that description wasn’t technically invalidated by the cumshots.
There’s also some light clitplay going on too, but it’s always the girl playing with her own clit – never the guy.
There are ten scenes in total in Handjobs 17. The eagle-eyed amongst you will notice that there are ten performers listed above. That’s right – each girl has a single scene, which means that there is also no girl-on-girl action either.
Each scene is essentially the same. The girls talk to the camera, get the guy’s pants down, jerk him off, and have him cum on their face/tits.
Sometimes they almost blow the guy, but they don’t. Sometimes they also almost fuck the guy; see the previous sentence for the inevitable outcome of this scenario.
If you’re watching on DVD, there is the silver lining of a bonus scene. The cloud to this silver lining is it’s another vanilla handjob scene.
There are also a few behind-the-scenes extras; these are generally interviews with the girls in which they talk the viewer through the thrilling, no-holds-barred world of only giving handjobs in a porn movie.
Is It Worth Watching?
If handjobs are your thing (and if they are: what the fuck is wrong with you), then you’ll find plenty to love in Handjobs 17. It’s quite literally wall-to-wall handjobs. There is nothing else in this movie. There is nothing else in this movie.
Beyond that; I mean, these girls are hot. Wouldn’t you like to watch them fuck? If that’s the case, then there are other movies that feature these girls, but with fucking.
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