Gooning Porn Review: A Pornosexual Paradise?

Do you think you’re a porn fan? Well, I hate to break it to you, but there’s a new breed of porn addict on the scene these days.

They’re called Gooners (men) and Goonettes (women), and they’re redefining what it means to love porn.

Gooning porn is a subculture, fetish, and kink that has been going from strength to strength for the past years and is now pulling more p fans into its net.

Put simply; it’s the glorification of p worship. These men and women don’t see porn stars like you and me; they see them as otherwordly goddesses on earth and dedicate their lives to them.

It’s a growing subculture, but only a few online spaces are dedicated to Gooning. There are adult blogs like Whoreuro and various subreddits.

But when it comes to porn tubes, there’s one name which dominates this kink. It’s called GooningPorn.com, and it’s saved on every Gooners porn-riddled computer.

It’s been long overdue. But today, I wanna lead you down the rabbit hole of this p tube site that has been described as “hypnotic”, “extreme”, and “merciless”. But is it, or is it all just hype? 

Let’s find out!

What is Gooning?

Gooning is the fetish of porn addiction and the worship of pornstars. It’s defined by extreme levels of devotion to the adult industry and the models who work within it.

GooningPorn.com is a relatively new porn tube and was formed in 2021. From its seriously catchy and to-the-point domain name, it’s not hard to see that this site is a tube that really does what it says on the sticky tin.

This is a site which is dedicated to providing high-quality content centred around the gooning fetish.

From BBC Hypno and sissy hypnosis to mind-bending PMVs and good ol’ gooning-themed smut, it has everything a porn-addicted Gooner or GOonette could ever ask for.

And it’s not just p videos on here, either. The site has a dedicated Gooning blog that covers various areas of the kink, provides advice, and points other Gooners and Goonettes to places where they can connect with other like-minded porn worshippers.

I looked into the backend of the site, and it gets some decent traffic for a new site, averaging between 5,000-10,000 hits a day with a decent bounce rate. Understandable, as the people visiting this site are gearing up for a mammoth masturbation session, not a quick jerk-off.

The Gooning Porn on This Site

It doesn’t take long to see that this is a site made by and for Gooners and Goonettes. From the admin’s knowledge of Gooner lingo and the type of content Pornosexuals crave, the content pretty much does everything right. This is what the categories of content look like:

• Gooning – This is what you came for, you dirty bastard, right? From Goonettes melting their minds and genitals in merciless porn worship sessions to Gooners doing the same to their “fuck meat”, this is the place to be for all manner of goon smut.
• BBC – Race play, interracial, cuckolding, and the BNWO aesthetic are the order of the day in the site’s BBC section. Ideal for those who go weak at the knees from big, black, greasy fuck meat.
• PMVs – I do love a good Porn Music Video, and this site is loaded with PMVs. From EmperorHypnos to TheFlimFlamMan, the who’s who of PMV creators all represented her, and my clit was certainly dancing after a browse through the range of pMVs featured here.
• Sissy Hypno – For those Gooners who really wanna get in touch with their feminine side. Sissy Hypnosis has been described as “the heroin of porn”, and when you’ve melted your brain to a few videos, it’s easy to see why. Gooningporn.com has a well-stocked sissy hypno section if that’s your kink.

So, I spent quite a while exploring the range of content that GooningPorn.com boasts and was spat out a hot, sweaty mess at the end of it.

Design of the site

GooningPorn.com uses a classic porn tube template and looks pretty sleek overall; although it’s not on the same level as something like Kink.com etc., it’s still a great-looking site and free to use.

The menu isn’t overwhelming and guides you through the site’s main porn categories, as well as directing you to the Gooner blog, about page, contact form, and a third-party link to a live sex cam site in case visitors want a more interactive porn experience.

The home page is a collection of the site’s latest video uploads in neatly organized rows. On the left-hand side, you have some links to useful site areas such as categories and pornstars (labelled as Porn Goddesses).

The video player page is equally straightforward to use and doesn’t overwhelm you with ads. There are two sidebar ads next to the video player, but they’re not intrusive. Plus, there are no forced redirects or any of that bullshit.

Underneath, a range of related porn videos is generated through an algorithm based on categories and video tags.

What I Like About This Gooning Porn Site

First, this is the only porn tube of its calibre in the Gooning space and is massively popular amongst Gooners and Goonettes. The range of porn here is a nice mixture that heavily appeals to the pornosexual subculture.

From humiliating BBC interracial material to specific Goon-themed videos and even mind-bending hypnosis, it feels like the site has gone to great lengths to incorporate every type of Gooning porn that is worth watching, all in one handy place.

The site design is also streamlined and clearly designed by someone with a solid background in web design.

It’s easy to find your way around, locate the content you want, and share it on NSFW-friendly social media sites like Reddit.

What I Don’t Like

My biggest issue with the site was the temperamental video resolution feature that I sometimes encountered. I explored this site in the morning, and the video player gave me the option to toggle the video to HD (which it turned on automatically).

But when I explored the site further in the evening (yeah, there’s a lot of good smut on here, so I couldn’t pull myself away), I came across an issue.

The HD toggle button was gone, and the video resolution was fuckin’ awful. I can only assume that this is because the afternoon is when the bulk of the site’s traffic source, the United States, is waking up and gooning, which then causes the site to struggle with keeping up the HD quality.

Also, the logo of the site is pretty low-grade and was clearly made on Canva. With a site with this much traffic and dominating a niche corner of the Gooning porn fetish, a professional logo is a must.

Suggestions for the site

Fix the video resolution issue during periods of high traffic. There’s some phenomenal p on here, but I ain’t watching a video with more pixels than daddy issues, regardless of how good it is.

The video resolution problem can more than likely be fixed by upgrading to a better hosting package with better memory.

It’s more than likely that the current hosting package can’t handle the traffic and breaks down, kind of like your dick and pussy after a twelve-hour Gooning session, but with a server involved. 

Also, invest in a decent logo. You can get a freelance designer to whip one up in 24 hours in various places online.

It’s not expensive and goes a long way to create a brand identity, the foundations of which the site already has.

Conclusion

GooningPorn.com is becoming one of the main foundations of the Gooning subculture and, with a little work, can go from strength to strength.

But it certainly needs a little work, particularly on its video resolution problem. When that’s fixed, GooningPorn.com will take its place amongst some of the classic tube sites.

For now, it’s practically the only Gooning porn tube available and is heavily shared across sites like Twitter and Reddit.