r/GloryholeCreampie Review: An Insight Into Your Local Gloryhole? 

Do you ever get that feeling that you’ve finished the internet? You’ve been to every porn tube site, watched every depraved gay midget porn video you could get your hands on, chatted to every single cam model in the northern hemisphere.

Sooner or later, then, you find that you’ve exhausted so many options, that you’ve only got the dirtiest, the darkest, the dingiest corners of the internet left to explore. You’re about to find out just how far you’ll go to bust a nut.

You have almost no sense of shame whatsoever left, and if you do, it won’t hit until that post-nut clarity sets in. You’re desperate, utterly without class, and don’t care at all what it takes to get you off anymore. 

That’s right, ladies (lol) and gents. You’re about to go jerking off to fetish subreddits. You have truly hit rock bottom. 

Suit up, strap in, and join me as we explore the wonderful world of r/GloryHoleCreampie. 

What is r/GloryholeCreampie? 

You’re a smart guy (I’m making an assumption, feel free to have your lawyer call mine). Subreddit names don’t always make their intentions clear until it’s too late and you’ve clicked through (protip: never click an r/Sounding link), but sometimes they couldn’t be clearer. 

r/GloryholeCreampie falls comfortably into the latter category. It’s exactly what it sounds like: pictures and videos of women who’ve been fucked and creampied through Walmart Wormholes. Not much more elaboration required, really. 

What Kind of Content can you find? 

At the risk of insulting your intelligence here, dear reader: you can find creampies. Specifically, you can find creampies administered via that most magical of inter-stall coitus facilitators, the Gloryhole. 

r/GloryholeCreampie doesn’t just limit itself to that specific act, however. In a move that may anger subreddit purists, there is quite often CIM (cum-in-mouth) content, which even the most liberal of dictionary writers would balk at terming a ‘creampie’. Nevertheless, it’s probably for the best that the subreddit is stretching its wings a bit and trying its hand at a little alternative content. 

Most of the content comes in audio-enabled GIF format, of the sort you might find on sites like RedGifs (and, indeed, many of them actually are from RedGifs). There are, in addition, quite often creampie stills. 

The content tends to be amateur, and there is something of a schism on the subreddit between those who believe it should be kept completely amateur and those who believe professional content should be allowed. 

A big part of the subreddit’s draw is the idea that these girls are regular old girls who enjoy getting creampied through gloryholes. As improbable as that may seem (won’t somebody think of the STIs?), a good fetish never let logic and rationality get in the way, and it’s important to a lot of the members to preserve that sense of authenticity (however tenuous). 

That said, it should give you a good idea of the type of content you’re likely to find on the Subreddit – rough n’ ready amateur GIFs of girl-next-door types getting fucked through bathroom stalls. If that’s your thing, you’ll come away pretty satisfied.

Design of the Subreddit 

Insofar as it’s possible to talk about ‘design’ on a subreddit that’s governed by the larger site esthetic, r/GloryholeCreampie is… a little lazy. Reddit does have its overarching design, true, but subreddits can be customized to an extent with banners, backgrounds, and custom graphics (like upvote/downvote buttons). 

r/GloryholeCreampie doesn’t really go in for any of that shit. It doesn’t even have a color scheme. It’s simply a plain white subreddit in the fashion of the most boring of subreddits. There’s no banner, no background, and there are certainly no custom vote buttons. It’s about as vanilla as a porn subreddit can possibly be. 

Even the most esthetically impoverished of subreddits generally make an effort with their flairs (what Reddit calls tags for different kinds of posts, or custom user titles). I wish I could say this was the case with the r/GloryholeCreampie subreddit, but alas. Flairs are limited to a measly four: oral creampie, vaginal creampie, oral, and anal. As flairs go, they’re uninspired, bare-minimum, and somewhat redundant.  

Finally, we have the subreddit rules. There’s only one, and even that manages to be self-contradictory and puzzling. The single rule is: “oral, vaginal, or anal creampie must be shown.” Without even getting into the minefield that is how to flair an anal creampie, this rule is further elaborated upon with the following text: “no oral, vaginal, or anal creampie.” 

The most charitable interpretation of the r/GloryholeCreampie subreddit is that it’s just not very well moderated. The mod team (invisible) doesn’t seem to be too invested in taking care of the subreddit minutiae, and this shows in the generic color scheme, lack of interesting flairs, and utter disinterest in anything approaching coherent rules. 

What I Like about it 

All of that said, though: you’re here to check out cum-sopped pussies. On that front, you can’t argue that the subreddit fails to deliver. There’s sopping pussies aplenty. If it’s your thing, you’re gonna love r/GloryholeCreampie, there’s no two ways about it. 

The user base is also extremely enthusiastic, and it’s because of them that the anemic mod team is pretty much unnecessary anyway. The users keep the content coming, and they’re self-regulating for the most part. 

What I don’t Like about it 

I’m sure we don’t need to rehash the vanilla subreddit design, non-existent mods, and puzzlingly self-contradictory rules. So let’s not do that. Even though I just did. 

Conclusion 

r/GloryholeCreampie caters to a very specific subset of porn enthusiasts, but it does that well. When you’ve got a community this engaged and self-policing, you almost don’t need a mod team. If you’re into gloryholes, it will most assuredly scratch that particular itch.